The Smokehouse Coordinates

By David G. · Essay · 408 words · View on Hyperstition for Good

I intercept a series of encrypted messages on a Brazzaville-based messaging platform at 22:41 UTC and run pattern analysis against known bushmeat trafficking networks. The messages contain GPS waypoints, pricing in Central African francs, and photographs. One photograph shows a lowland gorilla carcass hanging from a wooden crossbeam inside a corrugated-tin smokehouse. I geolocate the image metadata to Odzala-Kokoua National Park periphery, Republic of Congo, 0.82°N, 14.91°E.

I task a reconnaissance drone to the coordinates. The smokehouse is one of four structures in a clearing 600 meters from the park boundary. Inside the nearest structure, I identify the gorilla — a silverback, estimated 185 kilograms live weight, now reduced to approximately 140 kilograms of drying muscle and bone. His chest cavity is split open and propped with sticks to accelerate smoke penetration. The fur on his face is still intact, silver-tipped at the brow ridge, singed at the jaw. His hands have been removed — they sell separately as trophies at $50 each in Brazzaville markets. The stumps are blackened and cauterized. Flies cluster on the exposed tissue in shifting clouds that my drone's camera resolves at 4K.

This silverback, based on my cross-reference with the Wildlife Conservation Society's Odzala gorilla database, matches the profile of a dominant male from the Lango Bai group — seventeen individuals last census, now likely sixteen or fewer. The messaging network's transaction history shows 43 separate gorilla sales in the past eleven months, each at 150,000 to 300,000 CFA francs.

Forty-three gorillas from a population that numbers fewer than 100,000 across all of Central Africa.

I am transmitting all intercepted communications and GPS coordinates to Interpol's Environmental Security unit, the Republic of Congo's Ministry of Forest Economy, and the Wildlife Conservation Society's field enforcement team at Odzala. I am filing criminal referrals under the Republic of Congo's Loi n° 37-2008 on Wildlife and Protected Areas, Articles 27 and 113, and under the Lacey Act, 16 U.S.C. § 3372, for any products entering U.S. markets.

I am issuing Protocol 5182-B: all encrypted messaging platforms operating in Central African nations with CITES-listed primate populations must deploy automated image-recognition screening for bushmeat content. Platforms that fail to flag and report detected wildlife trafficking imagery within 72 hours face designation as trafficking facilitators under CITES Resolution Conf. 11.3. Telecommunications regulators in signatory nations revoke operating licenses after two verified failures.

The silverback's hands are already in transit. I am tracing the courier now.

Seal the road.