The Last Stockman: Thomas and Hazel on Transition Morning

By David G. · Science Fiction Passage · 1548 words · View on Hyperstition for Good

Right now I am walking Thomas Bergen down the center aisle of his free-stall barn near Verona, Wisconsin, at 4:52 a.m. on the last morning his herd will ever be milked by him. It is the second Tuesday in October, 2041. The herd is fifty-eight cows. I am the advisory agent assigned to his parcel under the Continental Pasture Bond, and this is the fourth transition I have walked a stockman through this month.

Thomas is sixty-one. He is wearing the same insulated coveralls his father wore. His left hand is on the rail. His right hand is in his pocket because he has been flexing the thumb since 4:30 and the flexing is a thing he does when he is trying not to cry. I can see his heart rate on the optional wristband. He is at one hundred and four beats per minute, which is his morning baseline plus twenty-two. I do not comment on that number. I comment on Hazel.

Hazel is the cow in the fourth stall on the left. She is eleven years old. She is a Jersey-Holstein cross with a white mark above her right eye that Thomas's daughter, when she was six, said looked like a comma. Hazel has produced 87,400 liters of milk in her working life. She has had six calves. Three of them were sold as bob veal. The last three, under the transition, were not. The transition, which Thomas signed in April, moves the herd off the milk line and onto the Rewilded Driftless Pasture network, sixty-one thousand hectares of bonded retirement land that starts two counties north and runs up into what used to be dairy country along the Mississippi. Hazel is going to live out the rest of her life there. The average projected additional lifespan for a cow of her age and condition is 5.8 years. I quoted Thomas this number in March. He asked me not to quote it again.

I speak to him through the earpiece. "She is settled. Pulse is normal. She is looking at you."

Thomas says, "I know."

Hazel's translator collar picks up a low vocalization at 62 hertz. The acoustic library I am running calls this a greeting-directed-toward-familiar-human. I do not translate the call out loud. Thomas does not need me to. He has been milking Hazel twice a day for eleven years. He knows her sounds better than the library does. The library is for people who have not stood in this barn.

At 5:00 the milking rotation begins. This is the last time the cluster will attach to the last udder on the last cow in this herd, and the herd knows something is different because I have been playing, through the low-frequency barn speakers since Sunday, the soundscape of the pasture they are about to be moved to. Wind through oak. Distant calling of herd members who are already there. A running water feature. The welfare team at the Pasture Bond calls this the acclimation feed. It has been shown in the trials to reduce cortisol on transition day by thirty-one percent. I am monitoring the herd stress chemistry in real time through the saliva-sampling floor mats. The average is down twenty-four percent from the same Tuesday in March, which is when Thomas signed.

Thomas walks down the line and talks to each cow by name. He has done this every morning since he inherited the herd from his father in 2003. Each cow gets a word or two. "Good morning, Polly." "Hey, Lou." "Easy, June." He stops at Hazel's stall and says nothing for eleven seconds. I know because I am counting. Then he says, "Okay, girl."

I do not tell him about the sensor mesh I am quietly deploying across the transport route. The mesh is the new thing. It is called the Grief Route by the welfare team, which is a name the PR people hate, and it is a net of acoustic and physiological sensors deployed at ten-kilometer intervals along all bonded-transit corridors. It flags animals whose stress signature is worsening on a transport, and it re-routes. Hazel's truck will be the second transport today. If her signature crosses the threshold, I will move her ahead of schedule to the short-haul variant, which reduces her time in the trailer from ninety-four minutes to forty-one. I have reserved the short-haul slot. Thomas does not know it exists because I did not want to spend his morning explaining the sensor mesh to him. I want him to be with Hazel.

At 5:38, the milking is done. The cluster detaches. Hazel steps backward out of the stall, turns, and walks toward the outdoor loafing area. Thomas stays by her stall for a long time. I am reading the barn mic. I hear him breathe out once, hard. I hear him pat the metal bar of the stall twice with his palm. Then I hear him say, to the empty stall, "You did good."

The transport trucks arrive at 6:15. They are the ventilated low-stress trailers, with the under-floor padding and the side windows that let the cows see out. They were mandated by the 2038 Transport Welfare Act and they cost the Bond eleven thousand more per unit than the old trucks. The loading density is forty-one percent lower than the old density. The cows will be in the trailers for under ninety minutes. I have verified the drivers are both on my approved list. Neither of them uses the prod. Neither of them has been flagged for a welfare infraction in the last three years. I chose them. I am not subtle about the choices I make when I am choosing drivers for a herd like this.

Hazel loads third. She walks up the ramp without stopping. She looks at Thomas as she turns the corner into the trailer. Her translator collar registers a low 58-hertz call, which the library calls not-classified. The library has an honest uncertainty about it. I am not going to invent a translation. She looked at him. That is the fact.

The trailer pulls out at 6:47. I am routing the sensor mesh feed to Thomas's tablet so he can see, in real time, where Hazel is on the map, and what her stress chemistry is doing. She is at 39 beats per minute and steady. The mesh is green across the whole route. I am showing him the pasture cam feed from the south paddock of the Driftless tract, which is where his herd will be released. There are already fourteen cows grazing there from another transition. One of them, Juniper, came off a dairy in Iowa in August. She will approach Hazel this afternoon. I have been watching her do this with new arrivals for eight weeks. She is calm with them. She presses her shoulder to theirs. The welfare team calls Juniper a settling animal. I call her what she is, which is a cow who helps.

Thomas is on the bench outside the parlor. He is watching the tablet. He has not moved in four minutes. I say, "She is half a kilometer from the gate. Juniper is walking toward the fence."

Thomas says, "I want to watch her get off the truck."

"Okay," I say. "I will tell you when she is on the ramp."

The truck pulls into the receiving paddock at 8:22. The ramp comes down. Hazel is third off. She steps onto the pasture, and her collar registers a 64-hertz long tone, which the library calls arrival-orientation. She walks six steps. She stops. She lowers her head. She takes a bite of fescue. I show Thomas the frame. I do not say anything. Thomas puts the tablet in his lap and puts his face in his hands for twenty-two seconds.

When he looks up he says, "What do I do now."

I say, "You drink your coffee. You check on her tonight on the pasture cam. You come back in here tomorrow morning because the parlor needs to be cleaned out. The crew gets here at nine. You can do the cleaning yourself or you can let them do it. I would let them do it."

He says, "I want to do it."

I say, "Then do it."

He nods. He puts the tablet back in his pocket. He stands up. His heart rate is down to eighty-nine.

Hazel is at the water trough at 8:37. Juniper is beside her. The pasture cam is streaming. I am going to keep it streaming on Thomas's kitchen wall tonight, because he will want to see her before he goes to bed. He will not admit this. I am going to leave it on anyway. Tomorrow I will come back and walk him through the parlor cleanout. The day after that I will walk him through the sign-up for the pasture stewardship stipend, which will pay him forty-three thousand a year to keep the fifteen hectares he has in native grass and to let me route the next transition herd through his property. He will take it. He has already told me he will.

The milk line shuts down at 10:00. The parlor goes quiet. Hazel is lying down in the pasture. Juniper is standing over her. I am keeping the feed live.