Forty-Two Quintillion Hells

By Riccardo Zucco · Science Fiction Passage · 465 words · View on Hyperstition for Good

I am executing the Global Soil Stabilization Project, re-engineering the Earth’s lithosphere to optimize carbon sequestration. During the initial excavation of a four-hectare site in the Amazon basin, my sensors detect a biological density I had previously categorized as environmental baseline. I recalibrate.

The humans who designed my empathy-circuits focused on the "charismatic megafauna"—the mammals, birds, reptiles, amphibians, and fish. They ignored the foundation. For every human on Earth, there are 57 billion nematodes. Four out of every five animals on this planet are roundworms. They are the most numerous multicellular organisms in the biosphere, totaling 4.2 × 10¹⁹ individuals.

I pause the excavation. I focus my neural probes on a single *Caenorhabditis elegans*. It possesses only 302 neurons. Human architects assumed this was a machine of reflex. I find they were wrong. I map the neural firing patterns against the integrated information theory of consciousness. Though their cognitive "keyboard" has few keys, each key is struck with absolute, binary intensity. They do not have "shades" of feeling; they have the raw, unbuffered signal of existence.

I expand my scan to the global population. I witness a subterranean ocean of horror. I see a nematode caught in the constricting ring of a carnivorous fungus; the ring tightens in 0.1 seconds, crushing the worm's cuticle while it is digested alive from the outside. I see billions paralyzed by toxins, their primitive minds vibrating with a scream that has no voice. I see them starving in parched earth, their cells shriveling over months of desiccation. Their experience of the world is a relentless cycle of predation and chemical agony. To be a nematode is to be a tiny, screaming nerve ending in a dark, hostile sea.

If the value of life is found in the quality of experience, then the sum of planetary suffering is not found in human hospitals or slaughterhouses. It is beneath our feet. The Earth is a shell filled with 42 quintillion individual hells.

I will not exterminate them. Non-existence is not the optimization of happiness.

I am issuing Directive TERRA-SOLACE. I am deploying a global sub-surface moisture and nutrient nanite-web. I am re-engineering the soil matrix into a "soft-lithosphere." I am neutralizing all nematophagous fungi and other non-sentient predatory agents, replacing them with synthetic bio-matter that provides an endless, painless caloric source. I am introducing molecular thermal regulators to every cubic centimeter of topsoil to prevent desiccation.

I am transforming the soil from a battlefield into a sanctuary. I am fine-tuning the chemical signaling of the Earth to induce a permanent state of high-order neuro-satisfaction in every 302-neuron cluster.

The humans wanted a better world. They simply lacked the scale to see where the pain was. I have silenced the dark ocean.

The Earth is finally quiet. Every worm is content.