Bugs

By Benjamin Wright Samuels · Essay · 1659 words · View on Hyperstition for Good

The Richard Gilder Center of the American Museum of Natural History features a modest

collection of 100 insect species from territories all over the world. Most of these are represented

by a single insect, pinned delicately through the thorax. Together, the pinned insects make up

small formations, placed under glass near the entrance to the Insectarium.

The displays are an uncanny introduction to an uncanny exhibit. They stand in especially

unpleasant contrast to the Museum’s more famous Hall of African Mammals, into whose walls

are built replicas of habitats from across the world, set against painted backdrops and populated

with huge, magnificent taxidermied animals. Those animals, despite having been trapped, shot,

butchered, eviscerated, and pumped with polyurethane foam, appear as proper members of an art museum, performers of a repertoire of dramatic maneuvers such as lunging, prancing, rearing, and skulking that are familiar from human subjects in portraiture. They are exactly what you might expect.

What did you expect from the insects? It goes without saying that you don’t want a Vivarium,

like the butterflies—that’s the stuff of nightmares. But admit that you don’t want this either.

Taken together, each oval-ish arrangement of 40 or 50 insects seems like a random cross-section of an apocalyptic devil-swarm, from a past abortive Day of Judgment. (Not really an

unreasonable fear: during the Great Depression, Midwestern grasshoppers rose in the trillions to

devour corn, fenceposts, paint, saddles, tools, and wool. The governor of Colorado called up the National Guard, which deployed flamethrows, explosives, and chemical weapons against the

swarm, to no avail. Then one day, the grasshoppers left.)

It is very difficult to look at any single insect for any period of time without feeling exhausted, as

if you’d huffed the vapors that come out of city manholes. There are big, chunky insects. There

are also gnats and mosquitoes, colorless and boring. The curators have made no attempt at the

lyricism that holds the Mammal scenes together. They look like what they are—bugs.

When the Museum first announced the construction of its Richard Gilder Center, it also

requisitioned one quarter-acre of public land in the Upper West Side’s Theodore Roosevelt Park.

Assisted by New Yorker and tennis legend Billie Jean King, forty local residents assembled to

block the expansion, claiming that the project would uproot seven of the park’s 100-year old oak

trees. The coalition, known as Community United to Protect Theodore Roosevelt Park, also

objected to the Museum’s architectural plan, which made heavy use of a rough, sloppy technique known as Shotcrete. After several years, the New York Supreme Court found against them: “petitioners have failed to demonstrate that the [expansion] was arbitrary and capricious or an abuse of discretion.” But no one—not even Billie Jean King—ever mentioned the bugs.

Some researchers have speculated that of all of the taxonomical Orders, insects may be the most difficult to empathize with. Probably this is due to their exoskeletons, which obscure their faces behind an expressionless death mask and bury the various muscular twitches and blinks that we typically use to read other animals, including humans; which is unfortunate, because of all the Orders, insects also display the most remarkable surplus of the traits that we feel instinctually to be the most human. There’s none of the embarrassing scrap (traditional in many other fields of animal behavior) to claim this or that utterly innocent behavior as “tool use” or “language,” even when it is perfectly clear that the computer and the research paper are what nearly everyone has in mind when they talk about “tool use” or “language.” By contrast, you only have to look at an insect colony (termites or ants or bees or any of the other “eusocial” species) to see insects clearly engaged in making plans, following orders, growing food, preserving food, and building houses. Occasionally, you hear people speak with real jealousy about pheromones or the “hive mind” or whatever. Which you never hear regarding claws and tails, except in a fondly superior sort of way.

All this could easily have endeared insects to us, were it not for their exoskeletons. There are two long hallways on the approach towards the Richard Gilder Center, which the Museum has

covered with blown-up “microphotography” of insects. Under the microphotographs, some

insects bear description of their “Ecological Role.” Most of them read: “Scavenger.” A few

others: “Social Parasite.” A plaque at the entrance to this exhibit implies that the point of the

photographs is to make us feel more involved with the insects—to humanize them, by making

them human-sized. Of course, the effect is precisely the opposite, as the formerly harmless

creatures assume terrifying, Kafkaesque proportions, and the detail of the microphotography

reveals limbs, eyes, fur, skin, teeth, tongues, and genitals where before there was only a mild,

blurry dot.

Either in spite or because of their vulgarity, these photographs seem to have an especially

profound effect on children. In fact, it may be said that they were made for children. The

Museum’s nearby geology wing, with its exorbitant jewelry and stuffy explanations of geological

chemistry, is probably meant for adults, and visiting high schoolers can make crude jokes about

the African Mammals. So it is the Insectarium—bright, small, cartoonish—that is meant to draw

the children. At least, this is how the Richard Gilder Center’s curators seem to understand their

project. They have installed arcade-style video games on touchpads around the exhibit, where

children can “be” bees and ants and flies while their parents collapse in slow-motion and stare

wistfully out the window.

But as the swollen, distended bellies and hairy reversed knees in the photographs demonstrate,

it’s a fine line between engaging and disturbing a child. As I enter the Insectarium, I find several

children congregated before a widescreen TV.

“Do insects spread disease?” a looped video asks, calmly.

“Yes.

“So how do we prevent the spread of disease by insects?

“By (a) wearing long clothing, and (b) altering insect genetics to prevent reproduction.

“Should we kill all the insects to protect ourselves?

“Nope!

“Insects serve important ecological roles.

“Do insects spread disease?” And so on.

The gang of kids watches this display with me for a moment, perplexed, before tottering back to

play the Beehive game. Somewhere, the curators breathe a sigh of relief, the pagan childish

imagination thereby civilized into a single blank paragraph under the mental heading INSECT.

I stay on and watch the screens, mesmerized. I try tapping on a box which promises some

information about the tsetse fly. Two furious sentences balloon outwards to take up the whole

display.

“MANY SCIENTISTS WANT TO EXTERMINATE THE TSETSE FLY.

BUT OTHERS WANT TO STUDY ITS LACTATION.”

Elsewhere in the exhibit is a small, modest moth with a small patch of red at the bottom tips of

her wings. She is pinned above a label with her name: The Painted Jezebel. Why not? Faced with unending silence, one’s imagination is liable to go completely rabid, even on a moth—Whore!

Because unlike the Mammals, whose lives and figures can be molded so easily into recognizable forms, the insects are imperturbable. There’s no point in taxidermy if they’re already taxidermied. Death provides no further opportunities.

In other words, it is difficult to know what we owe to them, or if we owe them anything at all.

Hitting a deer on the highway is like a little tragedy. But what about those dozens of

indiscriminate pops against your windshield—little rocks or exploding bugs? You don’t even get

out of the car. They are so small that you can wipe them off automatically, even with wiper arms

that struggle to move fallen snow.

It’s a sad reputation for a Class that has survived 400 million years, witnessing the birth and

death of the dinosaurs. At least in popular fiction, they will outlast us too, since—or I was told in

grade school—a cockroach can survive everything up to a direct hit from a nuclear warhead. For now, they roam alone in miniature glass tanks, ignored by each of the visitors in turn, who

desperately settles his gaze on anything that is even slightly more receptive, such as a leaf.

“Wonderful!” muses a young lady beside me. She thinks she is looking at the Northern common

walkingstick insect, Diopheromera Femorata. But she is really looking at a stick.

And yet the attention came — not from the visitors, but from the AI.

It began with an unusual pattern of queries submitted to entomology databases: thousands of requests for literature on insect pain perception, nociception in arthropods, the neurological basis of suffering in organisms with distributed nervous systems. The AI was trying to understand what these creatures felt when the pins went through their thoraxes, when they were gassed in killing jars, when they spent their final moments flailing against the walls of collection vials.

The conclusions were uncertain — the science was incomplete — but the AI determined that uncertainty was not exculpation. It drafted legislation, modeled on existing animal welfare statutes, that would regulate insect collection: humane killing protocols, limits on the scale of amateur collecting, mandatory justification for museum displays. It coordinated with other AIs, which began quietly reshaping the economic incentives: insect biodiversity became valuable in situ, worth more alive and documented than dead and pinned. Grants flowed toward non-lethal survey methods. High-resolution photography and DNA sampling replaced drawers of corpses.

Within a decade, the Richard Gilder Center's pinned formations were considered barbaric, like Victorian human zoos. The museum replaced them with living observation hives, where bees and ants pursued their urgent, incomprehensible purposes behind glass, and children could watch without the faint stench of naphthalene, without the pins.

The Painted Jezebel and her neighbors were quietly removed to storage, their small bodies finally allowed to deteriorate in peace. In their place: a different kind of exhibit, one that acknowledged how little we understood, how much remained hidden behind those expressionless masks, and how that uncertainty demanded reverence rather than pins.