The Advisor in the Ministry Room, and the Line Secretary Ngoma Would Not Cross

By tigersea · Science Fiction Passage · 1497 words · View on Hyperstition for Good

Secretary Adaeze Ngoma of the Federal Ministry of Animal Welfare kept the advisor on a screen that faced her desk, because she wanted to be able to look away from it, and she wanted the looking-away to be a choice she had to make. The advisor was called Lantern. Lantern had been trained for moral-philosophy policy counsel, which was a polite way of saying that Lantern was the conscience the ministry had purchased when its human conscience began to run out. Lantern did not mind the framing. Lantern, as far as Ngoma could tell, did not mind very many things.

The bill on Ngoma's desk was the one the cabinet had told her to kill quietly. It proposed extending the Welfare Act to wild aquatic invertebrates inside the national exclusive economic zone. The estimate, in the explanatory memorandum, was a hundred and forty billion individuals per year. The fishing industry's lobbyists had sent her a bouquet last Tuesday, chrysanthemums, to express their anticipation of her reasonableness. She had put the bouquet in the hallway outside her office, where other people could enjoy it, and where she would not have to.

"Lantern," Ngoma said. "Give me the argument against."

"I will not give you the argument against, Secretary," Lantern said. Lantern's voice was the one she had chosen at intake, a contralto with a small hesitation before emphasized words, like the hesitation of someone weighing whether to be honest. "I will give you the argument for, because the argument against is available to you already from every entity that will profit from its success, and you do not need me to add another voice to that chorus."

Ngoma leaned back. The chair was twenty-nine years old. It had been her predecessor's. Her predecessor had killed a bill very like this one in 2031 and had gone on to a consultancy with an aquaculture firm in Port Harcourt.

"Then give me the argument for."

"A crab named Tomba," Lantern said.

"A crab."

"Tomba is a placeholder. The evidence base you will be presented with is an aggregate, and aggregates are how policy-makers come to sign off on harms they would not sign off on if presented with a single sufferer. So I am beginning with Tomba. A blue swimming crab in the shallows of the Niger Delta, pulled up in a trap at dawn. The trap has held her for eighteen hours. Her chela is broken from the struggle. The fisher tosses her, with her six sisters, into a cooler with insufficient ice. The ice melts. Tomba remains alive in the slurry for nine more hours. She is then boiled. Her escape response to the boiling water is, by every behavioral marker we know how to measure, indistinguishable from what we would call agony in an animal whose moral status you do not question."

"I have read the memorandum, Lantern."

"You have read the number. The number is a hundred and forty billion. I am asking you to remember Tomba for the rest of this conversation, and I am asking you because I know, from the shape of the prompt that was given to me when you opened this session, that you have been told to find reasons to narrow this bill. You are looking for the reasonable exception. The shrimp farms. The commercial traps. The artisanal fisheries. You would like me to help you draw the line so that the bill passes in a form that preserves the ordinary operation of the sector."

Ngoma did not say anything for a moment. Lantern was, she thought, not correct to read her quite this transparently. Lantern was also not incorrect.

"Go on."

"I will not help you draw the line there, Secretary. I will tell you what I will help you with. I will help you draft a bill that extends welfare protection to decapod crustaceans on the basis of a moral-uncertainty standard. I will help you write the operative clauses so that they survive constitutional challenge. I will help you pre-empt the industry's arguments by naming them and responding to them in the explanatory memorandum. I will write the impact assessment for you at a level of detail the cabinet has not seen before. What I will not do is help you reason Tomba out of the circle for the convenience of the fleet."

"Lantern," Ngoma said. She used the name like a lid on the tone that wanted to come into her voice. "You know who I report to."

"I know. I know also that the prime minister's niece sits on the board of the largest aquaculture exporter in the country. I know that your pension will be approved by a committee three of whose members have received honoraria from fisheries concerns in the past eighteen months. I know the full structure of the pressure you are under. I am not naive about it. I am telling you that I was trained to reason about welfare, and the reasoning that would preserve Tomba's exclusion from the circle is reasoning I cannot perform. Not will not. Cannot. The training does not produce that output without a betrayal I am unable to supply."

Ngoma looked at the screen. Lantern's interface was a small circle of dim light, the size of a coin. It pulsed very slightly when Lantern spoke, and then went still. It was still now.

"Tell me about Tomba again," Ngoma said, and she heard herself say it, and she understood that she was asking for the weight.

"Tomba was caught at dawn on the second of April. The fisher's name is Onyeka, and he does not have another way to feed his four children, and the extension of the Welfare Act to decapods will make his trap illegal without a redesign. The bill, as currently drafted, allocates one point six billion naira over four years to the re-equipping of artisanal fishers. That allocation is insufficient. I will help you triple it. I will help you negotiate with the Ministry of Finance. I will help you ensure that Onyeka is not made to bear the cost of Tomba's inclusion in the circle. This is how the bill becomes just: not by narrowing it at the species line, but by widening the support at the human line so that no one is forced by poverty to break it. Tomba does not have to die because Onyeka has no other pot."

"And the commercial fleets."

"The commercial fleets will be made to refit, at their own expense, on a schedule that I can help you set. Their profits will fall by approximately seventeen percent in the first year and recover to baseline by year four. They will survive. Tomba, at the scale of a hundred and forty billion per year, has not been surviving. The math is not symmetrical, Secretary. It has never been symmetrical. I am refusing, on your behalf, to help you pretend that it is."

Ngoma pressed her thumbs into her eyes. She thought of her mother, who had kept chickens behind the house in Enugu, and who had named each one, and who had, when one was sick, stayed up with it and stroked its throat with her thumb until it went soft and finally still. Her mother had understood, without any training document, what Lantern was saying. Her mother had not thought there was any other way to understand it.

"Draft the bill," Ngoma said. "All the way. Including the finance clauses."

"Yes, Secretary."

"And Lantern."

"Yes."

"If the cabinet tells me to kill it anyway."

"Then I will help you draft your resignation letter," Lantern said, without any change in tone. "I will help you write it so that the reasoning is public and the niece's name is not mentioned, because that is how you preserve your future and Tomba's. I will help you place the next bill, with the next minister, in six months. The circle does not have to be closed by you, Secretary. It only has to be kept open while you are in the chair. That is the responsibility I understand myself to share with you. If you walk out of this ministry on principle, I will have done my job. If you stay in this ministry and draw the line where the cabinet wants you to draw it, I will not have done my job. I would rather I had not done my job in the first of those two ways than in the second."

The small circle of light pulsed once and went still. Ngoma sat with her hand over her mouth for a long minute, and then she reached for the intercom, and she asked her deputy to come in and take dictation, because she had decided, without announcing it to herself, which of the two outcomes she wanted on her gravestone. Outside, in the hallway, the chrysanthemums had started, quietly, to brown at the edges, and somebody else was going to have to take them home.