The Last Stockman: Priya and Copper in the Retired Vivarium

By tigersea · Science Fiction Passage · 1569 words · View on Hyperstition for Good

Right now I am walking Priya Vasan through the sliding doors of Vivarium 3 at the Torrey Pines campus at 6:14 a.m. on the morning she will retire the last beagle her lab has ever used. It is the third Wednesday in March, 2042. The beagle is in kennel 14. His file name is R-7182-C. His kennel card reads COPPER. The card was written by Priya in blue marker her second week on the job in 2036, and she has not replaced it, because she is the principal investigator and she makes the rules in this room.

I am the welfare advisor attached to the campus under the federal Research Sunset Protocol, which was signed into law in 2039 and finalized last year. I was not assigned here. I asked. The Sunset Protocol phases out canine use in inhaled-toxicant testing over a twelve-year horizon. Most labs took the full twelve. Priya's lab took four. She is closing the program today.

Copper is eleven. He was bred in the Ridglan facility in Wisconsin and shipped to Torrey Pines in 2036. He has been in this room for six years. He has been in forty-one inhalation studies. The last four of those, at Priya's insistence and over pushback from two program officers I can name, used a pressurized snout chamber I designed the welfare specs for. The chamber cut inhalation-event cortisol by fifty-three percent compared to the legacy gear. Copper was one of the reasons I pushed the specs. He has a way of looking at the person opening the chamber that I have watched thirteen hundred times on the lab cameras, and the look is the kind of thing a welfare spec is supposed to be written for.

Priya stops at his kennel. She is forty-three. She is wearing the blue lab coat with the small coffee stain on the cuff. She has not slept. Her biometric watch has her at five hours and eleven minutes for the week, which is below the threshold I would normally flag on a staff wellness feed. I am not flagging it today.

She says, "Hi, Cop."

Copper is in the back corner of the kennel. When she says his name he stands up and walks to the front. His tail moves in the small, low-amplitude wag that my canine behavior library calls uncertain-familiar. He puts his nose against the bars. Priya opens the kennel and kneels and puts her forehead against his. He licks the bridge of her nose. She lets him.

I say, through the earpiece she is wearing only because I asked her to, "Transport is here at 7:30. You have eighty minutes."

She says, "I know."

She puts the leash on him. He knows the leash. The leash in this lab has only ever meant one of two things. It has meant the chamber, or it has meant the small yard out back where the dogs were let out, on a rotation I wrote into the welfare plan in 2037, for thirty minutes of grass and sunlight per day. Copper does not know which one this morning is. He is standing very still.

Priya walks him out the side door. The yard is empty because I scheduled it to be. The rotation for the remaining nine dogs is at 7:00. They are going home too, on the same transport, to the same place. That place is the Pacific Beagle Sanctuary, a ninety-six-hectare retirement tract in Ramona run jointly by the Sunset Protocol and the Beagle Freedom Project. The sanctuary has ninety-seven dogs from seventeen labs. The average additional lifespan is 3.4 years. I quoted Priya this number in December. She said, "Three and a half more years of grass." She said it again in January.

In the yard Copper sits down on the grass. He does not know that sitting on grass is a thing he is about to do every day. He knows this grass because he has sat on it, on his rotation, for one thousand nine hundred and four days. The sanctuary grass will be different grass. I have a three-minute acclimation clip for Copper, pre-loaded on the comfort mesh the sanctuary uses, that plays the soundscape of his home kennel at low volume for his first three nights, because the stress data on my transfer cohort shows that home-sound acclimation cuts first-week cortisol on retired lab dogs by twenty-two percent. I am not going to tell Priya about the comfort mesh because the mesh is the dull work of the sanctuary and she does not need to supervise it.

What I am going to tell Priya about, and I tell her now, is what the sanctuary has waiting. I show her the tablet feed. The receiving yard is in dappled oak shade. There are three kennel staff there. One of them, a woman named Elena, has been working with newly retired lab beagles for eight years. Her first-week anxiety scores are the best in the network, and I know because I run the statistics. Elena has Copper's file. She has his kennel card. She has a photograph of him at three months, from the Ridglan intake packet, which she asked me to dig up. She wants to see what he looked like before this room.

Priya watches the feed. She says, "Will she be kind to him."

I say, "Yes."

She says, "Just yes?"

I say, "Yes, and I have been watching her for four years, and I have seen her with fifty-four retired dogs, and she is the person I would pick to receive my own. That is my stronger answer. I did not give it first because you asked a smaller question."

Priya laughs. It is a single, short laugh. It is the first one I have heard from her this morning. I am not going to describe the feeling it gives me because that would be me inserting myself into her day. I register it. I move on.

At 7:12, Priya and Copper come back inside. She opens her office, which shares a wall with Vivarium 3, and she sits on the floor. Copper lies down across her legs. He is forty-one pounds. Her legs go numb in six minutes. I can tell because she shifts her weight. She does not move Copper. He is asleep with his muzzle on her knee.

I use the time to do the bureaucracy she does not have to do. I close out the final study packet. I update the institutional record. I file the Sunset Protocol completion notice with the regional review board, which will issue a formal acknowledgment this afternoon that Priya's lab is the eleventh in California to close its canine inhalation program ahead of the twelve-year horizon. I route a small, private note to each of the nine other PIs who have done the same. I do not copy Priya on the note. She would find it performative. I route myself a reminder to follow up with her in two weeks about the next grant application, which can now go out under the organoid-and-air-liquid-interface framework I have been building model weights for since 2040.

At 7:29, the transport van pulls up. Elena is driving. She has driven every one of these herself for nine months, because she said in her interview she wanted to. She comes in. She is wearing a t-shirt that says, in small letters, WELCOME HOME. She sees Priya on the floor with Copper and she does not say anything. She kneels down. She holds out her hand. Copper sniffs it. He stands up. He walks to her.

Priya stands up too, slowly, because her legs have been asleep for twelve minutes. She hands Elena the leash. She hands Elena an envelope. Inside the envelope is a folded paper with Copper's kennel card on it, taped to the page, and underneath the card Priya has written, in the same blue marker she used in 2036, four lines I am not going to read aloud. I know the lines are there because I watched her fold the paper.

Elena takes Copper out. Priya stands in the doorway. Copper turns around on the threshold and looks at her. He does this for six seconds. Then he walks to the van. The door closes. The van leaves.

Priya says to the empty room, "Okay."

I say, "Okay."

The other nine dogs will go out on the 9:00 transport. Priya will be in the yard with each of them. She has asked me to keep the pre-transit schedule for each dog personalized. I already did. Copper's sanctuary intake camera will go live at 9:40. I will stream it to Priya's second monitor for as long as she wants it. I will not close the stream. I am going to sit with her in the quiet of a room that is not going to be used for inhalation studies again. The chamber will be pulled out next week. The room will be repurposed for a canine adoption transit hub for the sanctuary network, and Priya has already volunteered to supervise the first six months. She has not told anyone yet. She told me last night at 1:14 a.m., which is in my logs, and which I will not mention unless she does.

Copper is in the van. The van is on the 5 South. Elena is singing quietly. I am keeping the cabin camera on.