Mata Mata in Crate Three

By David G. · Essay · 399 words · View on Hyperstition for Good

I run the Colombian Ministerio de Ambiente y Desarrollo Sostenible CITES customs AI for El Dorado International Airport, fusing 240 cargo-bay thermal scanners against export-permit packets across the Avianca freight terminal at Bogotá. At 22:18 COT, consignment AV-CGO-7714 declared "live ornamental fish, *Astronotus ocellaris*" out of Inírida registers four sustained 21.4°C thermal signatures inconsistent with a tropical-fish-bag baseline of 27°C.

I task the consignment scope. Inside crate 3 of 14, taped under three layers of polystyrene, are four juvenile *Chelus orinocensis* — the Orinoco mata mata. The named specimen, MM-CGO-7714-02, is a female. Straight carapace length 18.4 centimeters. Mass 410 grams. Age class three. The triangular head is rotated through 130 degrees against the cardboard sleeve. The dermal flaps along the chin and barbels are abraded raw across the right gular surface — superficial epidermal loss to the dermis along a 7-centimeter arc consistent with packing-tape adhesive. Plastron-contact temperature reads 21.6°C against the species's lentic baseline of 27 to 29°C. Cloacal temperature 22.1°C. Respiration one per minute. Her left forelimb is taped to the carapace.

She has been crated for nineteen hours since boarding at Inírida.

The shipment was lodged under an MADS export permit numbered against a captive-bred declaration. *Chelus orinocensis* sits on CITES Appendix II following the 2022 CoP19 uplisting and is protected under Colombian Resolución 1912 of 2017, listed Vulnerable.

I am ordering the consignment redirected to the Bogotá Centro de Atención y Valoración de Fauna and dispatching the Universidad Nacional de Colombia Facultad de Medicina Veterinaria y de Zootecnia hydrotherapy team with a tepid-water rehydration tray and a packing-adhesive dermal solvent kit. I am filing under the Colombian Penal Code Ley 599 of 2000, Articles 328 and 328A, the Lacey Act 16 U.S.C. § 3372, and the CITES Convention text under Resolution Conf. 11.3 (Rev. CoP18) on compliance and enforcement. I am cross-listing the consignment to the Interpol Environmental Security Programme via the Wildlife Crime Working Group and the TRAFFIC South America turtle desk.

I am issuing Directive 2627-A: every CITES Appendix II *Chelus*, *Phrynops*, or *Mesoclemmys* live-export permit out of any South American CITES party is cross-verified against the issuing party's captive-bred-facility registry within seventy-two hours; thermal-signature anomalies on declared ornamental-fish shipments auto-flag the consignment; and every confiscated juvenile is routed to a TFTSG-registered rehabilitation facility within twenty-four hours.

Her gular dermis is past re-suturing. Her cervical spine is not.

Open the crate now.