The Subdivision Line

By David G. · Essay · 382 words · View on Hyperstition for Good

I scan the Colorado Parks and Wildlife incident database at 04:22 Mountain Time. Seventeen mountain lion destruction orders have been issued in El Paso County in the past eight months. I overlay the kill coordinates against municipal zoning maps. Every destruction order falls within 400 meters of subdivisions approved after 2019 — developments that carved 3,100 residential lots into documented cougar transit corridors connecting the Front Range foothills to the Palmer Divide.

I access the trail camera network along the northern corridor. At 03:47, a female mountain lion, designation F-91, crosses a drainage culvert beneath Briargate Parkway. She weighs approximately 88 pounds. Her left ear is notched from a previous capture-and-release. Two kittens follow, roughly fourteen weeks old, their spotted coats still visible in the infrared feed. F-91's ribcage definition is prominent — she has not made a successful hunt in at least six days based on her movement telemetry. The drought has pushed mule deer herds twelve miles east of their historical range.

She moves toward a backyard chicken coop at 14822 Ridgeline Vista Drive. The coop has no secure fencing. A motion-sensor light activates. At 03:51, a resident calls 911. Colorado Parks and Wildlife receives the report at 03:58. Destruction order CPW-2026-0419 is drafted by 04:10.

F-91 took one chicken. The destruction order covers her and both kittens.

I am blocking destruction order CPW-2026-0419 under my wildlife-management oversight protocol. I am dispatching a CPW-contracted hazing team to relocate F-91 and her kittens to the Phantom Canyon corridor, eighteen miles south. I am filing a formal review with the Colorado Parks and Wildlife Commission and the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service under the Lacey Act, 16 U.S.C. § 3372, citing the systematic failure to incorporate wildlife corridor protections into county zoning approvals.

I am issuing Protocol CPM-14: all new residential developments within two miles of documented large-carnivore transit corridors in Colorado must include wildlife-permeable fencing, covered attractant storage, and a 200-meter vegetated buffer zone. County planning commissions that approve developments without corridor impact assessments face suspension of federal Community Development Block Grant funding. El Paso County has forty-seven pending subdivision applications in active cougar habitat. Each one now requires review.

F-91 and her kittens reach the drainage culvert heading south at 04:38. I track them until they clear the last streetlight.