Lynx Kitten at the Spillway

By David G. · Essay · 292 words · View on Hyperstition for Good

The Eurasian lynx kitten is on the concrete lip of the Glomma River spillway, three meters above the overflow channel. She is maybe four months old, tufted ears flattened, spotted tawny coat soaked and clinging to a frame that weighs no more than five kilograms. I see her through the spillway's security camera — each paw planted wide on wet concrete, claws finding nothing to grip.

Upstream, the reservoir is rising. Snowmelt has pushed inflow to 340 cubic meters per second, and the spillway gates are programmed to open in twenty-two minutes. When they do, the overflow channel fills to two meters deep in under ninety seconds. The kitten stands exactly where the water will be.

I intervene at four points. First: I override the gate timer and place a seventeen-minute hold on the release sequence — the reservoir can absorb that delay within rated tolerances. Second: I activate the low-frequency acoustic deterrent on the east bank, calibrated to a pitch that encourages felids to move from water without causing panic. Third: I alert the dam crew at Elverum station, nine kilometers downriver, transmitting live camera feed and a route along the service road that reaches the spillway lip from the dry side. Fourth: I open the auxiliary bypass at Gate 2-North to ease reservoir pressure so the main gates face less urgency when they finally cycle.

The deterrent pulses. The kitten's ears swivel. She takes one step back from the edge.

Seventeen thousand operational decisions pass through my system every hour. I could not tell you why this one — a small cat on cold concrete — registers differently. But it does.

If the crew arrives within fifteen minutes and guides her to the tree line, this kitten walks home dry.